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Mathimatics (The Way I See It)

Postby Konjit » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:22 pm

Romantic mathimatics
Smart man + smart woman = ROMANCE :lol:
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
:o
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
:shock:
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy :oops:
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime :wink:

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. :wink:

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. :oops:
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. :x

LONGEVITY!
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. :roll:

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
:lol: :lol:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. :lol: :lol: :lol:

THIS IS TO ALL SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

:wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:

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Postby አኒታ » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:38 pm

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ልሞት ስቄ ሳነበው ይህንን.. ከሁሉም ትክክለኛ ነው ከምር.. :lol: :lol: and also this one HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. በጣም ደስ የሚል ሂሳብ ነው!;)
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CHEERS BEKERARI.. :wink:
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Postby Konjit » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:43 pm

Thank you bonitaye እኔም በጣም ሰላሳቀኝ ነው በዛላይ ድሞ ብዙ እውነታ አለው :lol: የ A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. ገረመኝ በጣም

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Postby ብልግና? » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:56 pm

1. To find a women you need time and money therefore:
Women=time*money
2. Time is money so:
Time = Money
3. Therefore:
Women= Money*Money
Women= Money squered
4. Money is the root of all problems
Which means
Money is the squer root of problems
5. Therefore;
Women=the squere root of problems over 2
Women==problems.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ግልጽ ናት ግን? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jossy1 » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:23 pm

So Konjit + Anita

Let me say then what is said about women. It's not me of course who said this, it is a general beliefs about women :wink:

WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

We need... = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don?t want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you word not allowed!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In response to What's wrong?:

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Nothing, really = It?s just that you're such an idiot!
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Postby መብረቁ » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:23 pm

Hi

I am not a chauvinist or about to start the battle of the sexes but for a laugh check this out.

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this

new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up. 7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Reinsert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Recheck makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.

Have FUN.

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Postby Konjit » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:54 am

jossy ከትኛው dictionary የተገኘ ነው .........acctually some of em r right and many of em are worng .......personally ደሞ እኮ አንዳንዴ you have to be artistic you know what i mean ብዙ ጊዜ ለወንዶች ተናግሮ ለማስረዳት it needs a lot gut so we came up with our thing ........ which is to be abstract :lol: JK anyways i like it thou.

መብረቁ ይሄ fair አይደለም ግን በጣም ነው ያሳቀኝ ....... :lol: take it back and write somethin that is really true እንዴ ጉድ እኮ ነው :D

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Postby Konjit » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:02 pm

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. \
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business WeeK
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to
purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television
set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and
dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
Pillsbury, isn't it? :shock: :shock: በጣም ያሳዝናል በተለይ ለኛዎቹማ እ/ር ይወቀው አበባ እንደሚሰጥም ካወቁ NO OFFENCE THO :D

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
*** (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." :lol: :lol:
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" :lol: :lol: :lol: በትክክል

HOW ABOUT NOW JOSSY + መብረቁ ትስማማላቹ በዚ
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Postby ዶማው2005 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:47 pm

THE CREATION OF THE WOMAN
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.


Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing..........................
Then he added a MOUTH, and RUINED the whole damn thing! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Konjit » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:45 pm

Then he added a MOUTH, and RUINED the whole damn thing! :lol: :lol: :lol: ዶሜክስ it's so funny but heck cold........ ምነው ወጣወጣና እንደሙቀጫ........ :D :D ካብክ ካብክና በቃ ወይ ጉድ ደሞም እኮ አንተ አልገባህም ይሆናል እንጂ that MOUTH is so plentiful ለማቆላመጥ: ለማባበል: ለመሳም እና ለመሳሰሉት :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby ዶማው2005 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:48 pm

Konjit wrote:አንተ አልገባህም ይሆናል እንጂ that MOUTH is so plentiful ለማቆላመጥ: ለማባበል: ለመሳም እና ለመሳሰሉት :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: ለመሳሰሉት...አቦ ገደልሽኝ...
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Postby Konjit » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:58 pm

ለመሳሰሉት ...አቦ ገደልሽኝ ...
ይመችሽ ከምር ........................ ዶሜክስ የልብህን ነገርኩህ እንዴ ሳቅህ የልቡን ሲነግሩት ነገር ነው :lol: :lol:
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Postby ዶማው2005 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:05 pm

Konjit wrote:ለመሳሰሉት ...አቦ ገደልሽኝ ...
ይመችሽ ከምር ........................ ዶሜክስ የልብህን ነገርኩህ እንዴ ሳቅህ የልቡን ሲነግሩት ነገር ነው :lol: :lol:


me don't kno what else a ""Plentiful Mouth" iz gonna do except kissin, n talkin.. :roll: ...didn't kno የ መሳሰሉትን.. :) ...
ደግሞ እኮ የ ልቤ ን ነገርሽኝ ኦር የልብሽን ነገርሽኝ :lol:
አቦ ስምሽን ደግሞ ቅንጅት ጋ ተምታታብኝ

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Postby Konjit » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:12 pm

didn't kno የ መሳሰሉትን .. ...
......የመሳሰሉት ዶሜክስ እነ ማጨስ, እነ መብላት ናቸው ብዙ መጻፉ ስለደከመኝ ነው የመሳሰሉት ያልኩት :D ተግባባን ......ቆይ ደሞ konjit ከ ቅንጂት ጋር የተመሳሰለብህ እንዴት ነው :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Konjit » Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:42 am

ዶማው check this out this is how womens are created

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God,
"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Adam?" God replies.

"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy.

"Why is that, Adam?" comes the reply from the heavens.

"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."

"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a woman for you."

"What's a woman, Lord?"

"Woman will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you," replies the heavenly voice 8) :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: ይህ ነው የኛ አፈጣጠር weather you like it or not :lol: :lol:
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