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Postby Tጂ » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:37 pm

ሄይ ቆንጂትዬ good to see you ለካስ የጠፋሺው ፍቅር በ ፍቅር ሆነሽ ነው:: Congratulations for finding the love of your life.
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Postby ቬኑስ » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:28 pm

ወይ ጉድ ዋርካ እንደ ግል ማስታወሻ ደብተር ሁሉ በግልጽ
ብቻ መልካም ፍቅር ድርሰት ካልሆነ.........
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Postby ዋናው » Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:17 am

ቆንጂትዬ....
ስታፈቅሪም ለዛ አለሽ
ጥበብ ከእኔ የበለጠ ጠንካራ ናት እኔ እንደምፈልገው ሳይሆን እሷ እንደፈለገችው ታደርገኛለች::
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Postby ትርንጎ* » Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:41 am

ሁለት ደስታ! ቆንጂትዬ መጣች...በፍቅር ተጥለቅልቃ: እሰይ ብያለሁ እሙ:: ከማፍቀርና መፈቀር የበለጠ ሲሳይ በዚች አለም ከየት ሊመጣ...ሁህ ኧረ ተይ ዝም ያልነውን አትነካኪን::
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Postby ሚስተር-x » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:51 am

:D
እመሰ ረሳዕኩኪ ኢትዮጵያ …የማንየ ለትርስዐኒ። ወይጥጋዕ ልሳንየ ባጉርዔየ ለእሙ ኢተዘከርኩኪ!
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Postby Konjit » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:36 am

Tጂ: Good to see you as well dear and thank you :)

ቬኑስ: ዋርካ ውበቱ እሱ አይደል እንደፈለክ መሆን መቻሉ :wink: አመሰግናለሁ ለመልካም ምኞትህ/ሽ

ዋንሼ : ብዙ ብዙ ምስጋና (ኮፒ ራይት ለራስህ :))

ትንግሻ: ያንቺን እንኳን በ :D መቸም ትረጂኝ የለ :wink:

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Postby ሳሮም » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:11 am

Konjit wrote:Men are of different types...

There is the:

INTERNET man
........ Man of difficult access

SERVER man
........Always busy when you need him

WINDOWS man
......Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can
live without him


EXCEL man
...........They say he can do a lot of things, but you mostly use him to
achieve your basic requirements

D.O.S. man
..........Everyone had him, but no one wants him any more

VIRUS man
............
Also known as spouse, when you are not expecting him, he comes , install himself and uses all your resources, if you try to
uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't uninstall him
you will lose everything

SCREENSAVER man
..........he is not worth for anything, but at least he is fun


RAM man
...........he forgets everything you say when you disconnect him

HARD DISK man
............he remembers everything forever


MULTIMEDIA man
............he makes horrible things look beautiful


USER man
................he messes up everything he does and he ask always more than he needs

CD-ROM man
.........he is always faster and faster

I found this helerious enjoy it ya ol
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Postby Konjit » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:43 am

ሳሮም wrote:
Konjit wrote:Men are of different types...

There is the:

INTERNET man
........ Man of difficult access

SERVER man
........Always busy when you need him

WINDOWS man
......Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can
live without him


EXCEL man
...........They say he can do a lot of things, but you mostly use him to
achieve your basic requirements

D.O.S. man
..........Everyone had him, but no one wants him any more

VIRUS man
............
Also known as spouse, when you are not expecting him, he comes , install himself and uses all your resources, if you try to
uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't uninstall him
you will lose everything

SCREENSAVER man
..........he is not worth for anything, but at least he is fun


RAM man
...........he forgets everything you say when you disconnect him

HARD DISK man
............he remembers everything forever


MULTIMEDIA man
............he makes horrible things look beautiful


USER man
................he messes up everything he does and he ask always more than he needs

CD-ROM man
.........he is always faster and faster

I found this hilarious enjoy it ya ol
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Postby Konjit » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:01 pm

Oh To Be 12 Again...


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Puffs, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favorite sweets...........M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard !!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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Postby ትርንጎ* » Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:06 am

:lol: እንዴት ነሽ ቆንጆ....ቂቂቂቂቂ at the moral of the story...እኮ!!!
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Postby ሚስተር-x » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:38 am

Women's T-Shirt Sayings - Enjoy :D
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Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

And your point is...?

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

You KNOW you want me.

Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...

Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.

I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.


Disclaimer: I'm not the source :D
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Postby ወንዳታ25 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:27 am

ይመቻቹ አቦ :lol: :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams......dream big & live big.
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Postby Konjit » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:56 am

ትርንጎ* wrote::lol: እንዴት ነሽ ቆንጆ....ቂቂቂቂቂ at the moral of the story...እኮ!!!


ሰላም ትርንግሻ ምን እኔም በጣም አስቆኝ ነበር: ስላየሁሽ ደስ ብሎኛል::

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This is funny and could be on a T-shirt as well :)

ወንዳታ በመሳቅህ ደስ ብሎናል:: አሁንም ብዙ ብዙ ሳቅ :)
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Postby Konjit » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:40 am

የትርንጎን ጠይሙ ባሌን ካነበብኩ በኃላ, I thought this relates to that story and its very intersting as well, it might be helpful to some ....Enjoy :wink:

Source: GLAMOUR Magazine

Dating Advice: 10 Ways to Tell He's Lying

We're all guilty of a little white lie here and there, but when it comes to major dishonesty, there are a few telltale signs every woman should look for. Here are 10 tip-offs that he may be hiding something from you.
1. Your gut tells you something is wrong.
If you feel like something is off, it probably is. "It may not be exactly what your imagination is suggesting, but we don't experience knots for no reason," says Brenda Della Casa," Most women know they're being lied to long before they actually admit it, but they don't immediately act on their intuition. "Women tolerate a lot of excuses," says comedian Steve Harvey, author of Act Like a lady think like a man….” A guy that always has an excuse or lie as to why it didn't happen, why it couldn't happen, why it won't happen, is no good."

2. The details don't add up.
"Generally, liars mess up and change a detail in their story," says Ian Kerner, Ph.D., a New York City-based clinical sexologist. Ask yourself: "Does this really make sense?" says Robert Feldman, "Look beyond what he's saying and try to be an objective observer of his behavior."

3. He suffers from TMI (or TLI -- that's Too Little Information!).
Guys who lie tend to give too much information or keep very quiet -- be cautious of both. "You know your guy and you know when he's not acting like himself. If your guy is chatty and suddenly he's not, something's up. If your guy is very quiet and suddenly he's giving you too many details, something's up," says Jenny Lee, coauthor of Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid."

4. He refuses to get personal.
Most people who are comfortable in a relationship are open to sharing details of their lives. If a guy is unusually distant and keeps almost everything about himself secret, he's probably holding something back. "Don't be fooled by a guy who says 'that's too deep; I don't want to discuss that.' Good guys will appreciate the depth of your questions; liars will run from them," says Harvey.

5. He starts covering his tracks.
If your guy is constantly deleting his browser history or shutting down his email, or if there are numerous occasions where it's impossible to reach him, you might want to get out of there -- fast. "If you're with a guy who carries two cell phones, but one of them never rings, or if he only pays in cash or immediately heads for the shower when he gets home, those are all major red flags," says Nancy Dreyfus, author of "Talk to Me Like I'm Someone You Love: Relationship Repair in a Flash."

6. He's super defensive.
"If you find that he pauses a lot when responding to your questions, becomes overly fidgety and defensive, or can't look you in the eye, be suspicious that he might not be telling you the truth," says Kerner.

7. He repeats his story.
"Men tend to say the truth just once," says Howard J. Morris, coauthor of "Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid." "It's the truth, after all. It doesn't need to be repeated three times."

8. He constantly blames you.
Although it's natural for a guy to be a little testy when interrogated, if you notice that he's always shifting the blame so that you look like the guilty party, question his motives. "If every concern you have gets twisted around and thrown back at you, he's pulling a classic guilty-man move. Keeping you on the defensive keeps him out of trouble," says Della Casa.

9. He has an answer for everything.
Watch out for excuses that are very buttoned up, a little too perfect, and rehearsed. "If you find yourself making sense of something that doesn't make sense or making exceptions, stop yourself," says Dreyfus.

10. He makes the lies seem like no big deal.
Liars have an advantage because what they say is what we want to hear, and they know it. Even if he's feeding you little lies that make you feel good about yourself, remember that they are lies. "It's hard to constantly be thinking, Is this the truth, is this not the truth? Even if it seems innocent enough, someone who lies about little things is going to lie about big things," says Feldman. "If you do stay in the relationship, rebuild trust slowly and be clear that if he lies again, it's over

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Postby Konjit » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:34 am

Excitment, Love, Happiness and most of all God. Life cant get better than this.

Take a time to thank a person in your life who Lighten up your day, and also the person who ruine's it. Without those people life would be boring. I Thank you for making me feel this way !!!!!!

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