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Postby አቡ » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:49 pm

1 4 3 :D በሂሳብኝአ ነው
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Postby ደጉ » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:04 pm

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Announcing: SEMINARS FOR MEN

Postby ደጉ » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:11 pm

COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity
COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework
COURSE 003 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
COURSE 004 How To Fill An Ice Tray
COURSE 005 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas
COURSE 006 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly - Don't Wash My Silks)
COURSE 007 Understanding Female Responses To Coming Home At 4:00 AM
COURSE 008 Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
COURSE 009 Get A Life: Learn To Cook
COURSE 010 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Wrong
COURSE 011 Understanding Your Incompetence
COURSE 012 YOU: The Weaker Sex
COURSE 013 Reasons To Give Flowers
COURSE 014 How To Stay Awake After Sex
COURSE 015 SEX101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
COURSE 016 SEX102: Morning Dilemma - If ITS Awake, Take A Shower
COURSE 017 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
COURSE 018 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
COURSE 019 How NOT To Act Younger Than Your Children
COURSE 020 You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
COURSE 021 Honest - You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially Naked
COURSE 022 The Obtainable Goal: Omitting "/@# From Your Vocabulary
COURSE 023 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
COURSE 024 Real Men Ask For Directions


Please register immediately as course are in great demand. Class sized
will be limited to 10 as the course material may prove difficult.
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Postby ደጉ » Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:32 am

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Announcing: SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

Postby ደጉ » Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:57 pm

Announcing: SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

COURSE 001 Get Enough Courage To Make Decisions
COURSE 002 Housework-The Final Frontier
COURSE 003 PMS - Solitary Confinement Will Work
COURSE 004 How To Properly Serve A Beer
COURSE 005 Shopping-Overcoming Your Addiction
COURSE 006 Laundry-Your Second Life
COURSE 007 Understanding "Men's Night Out"
COURSE 008 Parenting-You Too Can Learn How To Discipline
COURSE 009 Get A Life: Stop Crying
COURSE 010 How Not To Be A Bitch When Giving Directions
COURSE 011 Understanding Your Inferiority
COURSE 012 Get Rid Of All Those Plants
COURSE 013 Bon Bons Aren't Everything
COURSE 014 How To Overcome Headaches During Foreplay
COURSE 015 SEX101: You Can Survive Without Multiple Orgasms
COURSE 016 SEX102: How To Sleep On The Wet Spot
COURSE 017 SEX103: Shut-Up And Go To Sleep
COURSE 018 How To Conserve Toilet Paper
COURSE 019 Leave Him Alone During The Big Game
COURSE 020 Building Confidence 302 - Liposuction
COURSE 021 Building Confidence 303 - Breast Implants
COURSE 022 Building Confidence 304 - Electrolysis
COURSE 023 Learn How To Drive
COURSE 024 Distinguishing Between A Homerun & A Touchdown


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Postby ደጉ » Sat Jul 17, 2004 6:58 am

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101 Things NOT to say during SEX

Postby ደጉ » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:58 pm

1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
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Postby ደጉ » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:15 pm

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Postby Debzi » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:31 pm

ልቤስ በሳቅ ፈረሰ!!! የምሬንኮ ነው የምልህ::
ከ I LOVE YOU የምር !! ጋር ማገናኘት አቅቶኛል::
But, who cares!!
ከ bek ጋር ከምነታረክ ድሮም እዚሁ በመጣሁ ኖሮ አቦ!
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Postby ደጉ » Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:27 am

ደብዚ ከ I LOVE YOU ጋር ማገናኘት ስላቃተሽ ሁለት ጊዜ አዝናለሁ.....እኔ አርእስቱን የመረጥኩት እናንተ የምትወዱኝን ስለምወዳችሁ ነው:-) ....የምር ማለቴ ደግሞ ከልቤ እንደሆነ እንድታውቁ ነው.....የገጣጣ ሚስት ችግሩን አልቅሶ ካልነገራት ይባል የለ......እዚህ ላይ እያለቀስኩ መናገር ስለማልችል:-) የምር ብለስ!!!!.....አንዳንዴ ደግሞ ሰው ደስ ሲለው ሳይ ደስ ይለኛል.....አንዳንዴ ግን ያበሻ ደም አለብኝ አይደል:-) በዚህ ውስጥ የምፈልገውን ነገር እኔን አስቆ ያዝናናኝን ጽሁፍ ትዝ ያለኝን ቀልድ እየቀላቀልኩ እጽፍበታለሁ....በዚህ ላይ የተለያየ አገር ሆነው እዚህ የሚያነቡ ግን የማይጽፉ ጉዋደኞች አሉኝ...እነሱ አንድ ቦታ ብታደርገው ስላሉኝ ለነሱም ስል ነው.....:-)ሌላው ምክንያቴ ግን እኔን የማይወዱትን ከኔ 40ሜትር ከ 80ሳ ሜትር ከኔ ለማራቅ ሲሆን.......አርስቱ አሪፍ ከሆነ ምናባቱ ጽፎ ነው ብለው ገብተው እንዳያነቡ ነው:: እጅግ በጣም ስለምጠላቸው!!!ነው::
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Postby ደጉ » Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:29 am

10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1: This is your first time..right?
Person 2: Yeah.. today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
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Postby ደጉ » Sun Jul 18, 2004 6:46 pm

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Postby ደጉ » Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:29 am

20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
" STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES " :D
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Postby ደጉ » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:37 pm

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" STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES " :D
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Postby ደጉ » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:00 pm

30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
" STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES " :D
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