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101 not to say....

Postby ደጉ » Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:52 pm

71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
79. Q: You can cook, too right?
A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
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101 not to say......

Postby ደጉ » Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:29 pm

81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
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Postby ደጉ » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:45 pm

:-)
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101 not to say.....

Postby ደጉ » Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:20 pm

91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?
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Postby ደጉ » Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:47 pm

Why do men masturbate?

Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
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...ቅናት...??

Postby ደጉ » Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:59 pm

......:-)
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Postby ደጉ » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:09 pm

....ቅቅቅቅቅቅ...ቸቸላ ከተናገርከው ይኖርህል...ካልተናገርከው ግን..?
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Postby ቸቸላ » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:03 am

ወንድማለም...ተመልከት...ይህን ዉዳቂ የዝሙት መንፈስህን ምድረ አንባቢ እንደማይፈልገው አየህ?ብቻህን ስታላዝን ያሳዝናል:::ደግሞ ምክር መካሪ ስማችሑን ቀይሩ.....ሁሉም እንዳንተ የሚአሳፍር ታሪክ የለዉም አንቀይርምምምምምምምምምምም.....
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Postby ከሪሞ » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:25 am

አሁንስ በጣም አስጠላብህ ትንሽ አላራህም? ካልወደድከው ምን እዚህ አስነበብህ? እኛ የምንፈልገው እናነባለን ከጠላህው እዚህ ምን አመጣህ? ስትናደድ ነው ከክፍል ክፍል የሚያስሮጥህ? ለዚህ ደግሞ ዋርካ ህግ አለው! የማንንም ጽሁፍ መረበሽ አትችልም? አንተ ካልወደደ ጥፋ! ከዚህ::
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Postby ከሪሞ » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:31 am

ቸቸላን ዝለለው! የኔን ገጠመኝ ላውራህ 11ኛ ክፍል እያለሁ
ነው ለመጀመሪያ ግዜ በስንት መከራ አንዲት
የሰፈራችንን ልጅ ማታ ጠብቄ እንድስማት
ጠየኩዋት ብዙ እንግባባ ስለነበር አላሳፈረችኝም::
ግን የተሳሳምነበት ቦታ ጨለም ያለ ስለ ነበር
እንደሳምኩዋት እዛው ጭለማ ውስጥ ትቻት ሮጬ
ወደ ቤቴ ገባሁ ከዛን ቀን ጀምሮ ልጅቱዋን
ለማየት አፈርኩ:: የዛች ቀን ግን ራቴን
አልበላሁ እንቅልፍ አልወሰደኝ ደስታዬን
ለጉዋደኞቼ እስክነግር::
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ለ ከሪሞ

Postby ደጉ » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:38 pm

....ወንድማችን ከሪሞ አጻጻፍህ ግጥም መስሎኝ ነበር....ቅቅቅቅቅ አመሰግናለሁ ለነገሩ ሲናደዱ በየቦታው እንዳበደ ውሻ ያክለፈልፋቸዋል አትፍረድባቸው:-) በነገራችን ላይ ታሪክህን ወድጄዋለሁ......ግን እንደመሳም አሪፍ ነገር አለ...??? በተለይ የመጀመሪያ..!:-) ሰላም ሁን!ሌላውን እንዝለለው....ቅቅቅቅቅቅቅቅ
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ለሚመለከተው ሁሉ :-)

Postby ደጉ » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:56 pm

እዚህ ዋርካ ያለው የቀናተኛና ምቀኛ ብዛት በጣም ስላስደሰተኝ (ምቀኛ አታሳጣኝ ይባል የለ:-) ) ይህቺን ጸሎት ለመታሰቢያ እንድትሆናቸው ስል ካገኘሁበት አምጥቻታለሁ .....ስማጩን ባልጠራችሁም ቀናተኛና ምቀኛ የሆናችሁ በስራችሁ ታውቁታላችሁ......ካስፈለገም እጠቅሳለሁ :-)

አምላኬ ሆይ እበሽቃለሁ እናደዳለሁ
እንቅልፍ አጣለሁ እቀናለሁ
ይህ እንዳይሆን አንተ እርዳኝ
ሰላም ደስታ እንዳገኝ ለሌሎች አትስጣቸው
ከ እኔ እንዲበልጡ አታድርጋቸው
ዘወትር በኔ እንዲቀኑ አድርጋቸው
ሌሎች ከኔ የተሻለ ሲያድጉ
ከ እኔ የተሻለ ሲያውቁ
ከ እኔ የበለጠ ሲታወቁ
ያንቀጠቅጠኛል ያንዘፈዝፈኛል
እበድ እበድ ይለኛል
አምላኬ ሆይ!
እኔ ምቀኛ ባሪያህ ከምሰቃይብህ ከምበሳጭብህ
ብሎም በንዴት እራሴን ከማጠፋብህ
ለ እኔ ብቻ ስጠኝ
እኔን ብቻ ስማኝ ሌሎችን እርሳቸው..ሌሎችን ዝጋቸው!

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Re: ምነው ምነው የብሔረ ብሔረሰቦችን ለምን አልጨመርክም

Postby አለክስ » Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:24 pm

Wodajo wrote:እኔ አንድ ላክልበት

Tigrigna - Mitra Habini
Oromigna - ለጊዜው ረስቸዋለሁ የሚታውቁ የሌሎቹን ብሔረሰቦች ጨምራችሁ ሙሉት



ስማ አቶ ወዳጆ ለምን በብሄር ስም ትቀልዳለህ? ዶማ ራስ ነህ በውነቱ:: ደግሞ እንደ አዋቂ Mitra Habini ትላለህ! ለመሆኑ ማነው እንዲህ ብሎ የነገረህ? ስማ ትግርኛም የራሱ የሆነ የፍቅር መግለቻ ቃል አለው::"እፈትወኪ እየ" ማለት ትችላለህ:አለበለዚያ አንተ እንዳልከው ብዮ እጠይቃለሁ ብትል መረር ያለ የቃሪያ ጥፊ መከናነብህ አይቀርም::ከመጻፍህ በፊት ሰው ጠይቅ::

አሌክስ
እባካችሁ እንደማመጥ….“ሃሳብን በሃሳብ መግደል ይቻላል፡ሃሳቡ የተሽከመው ሰው መግደል ግን አያስፈልግም”
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Postby ደጉ » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:31 pm

...አለክስ እግዜር ይስጥህ እኛ እኮ የፍቅር መግለጫ ቃል መስሎን ነበር ዝም ያልነው.....እንዲህ ስህተት ካየህ አትለፈን....
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Postby ደጉ » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:58 pm

There was a plane flying over the Atlantic. The pilot got on the intercom and said that the plane was experiencing difficulties and that the weight would have to be lessened on the plane. So he said that everyone had to throw their luggage off the plane. Everyone did. He got back on the intercom, "The plane is still too heavy, so people are going to have to jump off, but we're going to do this alphabetically.
All African-Americans please jump off the plane. "No one stood up. He got back on and said, "All Blacks,please jump off the plane. " still no one stood up. "All coloreds, please jump off the plane." Again, no one stood up. Then the smart, well-mannered little Black, possibly Amhara boy turned to his prim and proper well-educated,affluent mother and said, "Mother, aren't we all those things?"
And the mother answered, "No baby, we're niggers today."
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