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Postby ደጉ » Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:44 pm

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10 Essential health Tips

Postby ደጉ » Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:55 pm

7. Floss Your Teeth
Recent studies make a direct connection between longevity and teeth flossing. Nobody knows exactly why. Perhaps it's because people who floss tend to be more health conscious than people who don't? Thought for the day: Floss and be your body's boss.
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Postby ደጉ » Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:40 am

Latest Statistics: What men do after sex?

2% - ምግብ እንበላለን
3% - ሲጋራ እናጨሳለን
4% - ሻወር እንወስዳለን
5% - ወዲያውኑ እንተኛለን
86%- ቶሎ ተነስተን ወደ ቤታችን ሚስቶቻችን ጋ እንሄዳለን.....:-)
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Postby ህይወት » Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:22 am

ቅቅቅቅቅቅቅ ደጉ አንተ ከ 86% ነው የምትጠቃለለው?
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Postby ደጉ » Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:53 pm

ቅቅቅቅቅቅ....ህይወት እንዴት አወቅሽ ጠንቁዋይ ትቀልቢያለሽ ማለት ነው...???:-) አስቀያሚ! እኔ እንኩዋን ቶሎ ከሚተኙት ውስጥ ነኝ ብዬ አስቤ ነበር.....ስሚ ዛሬ ደውዬልሽ ነበር ....የት ጠፍተሽ ነው...??? በይ ይህ መልክት እንደደረሰሽ ደውይልኝ.....:-) ስለማላፍር ነው እዚህ መልክት የተውኩልሽ....ቅቅቅቅቅ
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10 essential Health Tips

Postby ደጉ » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:15 am

8. Avoid Excessive Drinking
While recent studies show a glass of wine or one drink a day (two for men) can help protect against heart disease, more than that can cause other health problems such as liver and kidney disease and cancer. Thought for the day: A jug of wine should last a long time.
* If U dont drink better not..!!
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Postby ደጉ » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:21 pm

እስቲ Dirty ያልሆነ ቀልድ ደግሞ ልሞክር ከሆነልኝ.....

አባት ለልጁ:- እስቲ ሰርተፊኬትህን አምጣና አሳየኝ!

ልጅ:- አሁን! አሁን! ጉዋደኛዬ መጥቶ ቤተሰቦቹን ሊያስደነግጥበት ተውሶኝ ወሰድው!!:-)
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10 essential Health Tips

Postby ደጉ » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:23 pm

9. Keep a Positive Mental Outlook
There's a definitive connection between living well and healthfully and having a cheerful outlook on life. Thought for the day: You can't be unhappy when you're smiling or singing.
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Postby ደጉ » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:28 pm

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10 Essential Health Tips

Postby ደጉ » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:08 am

10. Choose Your Parents Well
The link between genetics and health is a powerful one. But just because one or both of your parents died young in ill health doesn't mean you cannot counteract the genetic pool handed you. Thought for the day: Follow these basic tips for healthy living and you can better control your own destiny.
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Postby ደጉ » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:37 am

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Postby ደጉ » Sun Aug 15, 2004 7:11 am

interesting maths.......... makes sense too.......... =)
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants"more than 100%."
Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can
achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that
might prove helpful in the future. How does one
achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following
IF :
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is
B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
So now you know what all those high-priced
consultants, upper management, and motivational
speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!
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Postby ደጉ » Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:32 pm

...በአንድ አጋጣሚ አንዱ ከ አንዲት ልጅ ጋር one night stand ይወጣና ጠዋት ካልሲውን ሲፈልግ ያጠዋል በሁዋላ አላጋው ስር ቢያይ የለም ልጅቱዋን አስነስቶ አልጋው ላይ ቢያይ የለም....ከዛ ወደ ትራስዋ ሲቀርብ ከ ልጅቱዋ የሚወጣ መጥፎ ጠረን ይሸተዋል...... አንቺ! ካሊስዬን አፍሽ ውስጥ ደብቀሽ ነው እንዴ የምታለፊኝ!:-)
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Buddha Truths of his doctrine....

Postby ደጉ » Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:05 pm

ከህይማኖት ጋር አታገናኙት ግን አንብቡት ምናልባት የሚጠቅም ነገር ታገኙበት ይሆናል...ልክ እንደኔ:-)

Now this, monks, is the noble truth of pain:
birth is painful; old age is painful;
sickness is painful; death is painful;
sorrow, lamentation, dejection, and despair are painful.
Contact with unpleasant things is painful;
not getting what one wishes is painful.
In short the five groups of grasping are painful.

Now this, monks, is the noble truth of the cause of pain:
the craving, which leads to rebirth,
combined with pleasure and lust,
finding pleasure here and there,
namely the craving for passion,
the craving for existence,
and the craving for non-existence.

Now this, monks, is the noble truth
of the cessation of pain:
the cessation without a remainder of craving,
the abandonment, forsaking, release, and non-attachment.

Now this, monks, is the noble truth
of the way that leads to the cessation of pain:
this is the noble eightfold way, namely,
correct understanding, correct intention,
correct speech, correct action, correct livelihood,
correct attention, correct concentration,
and correct meditation.
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Postby ደጉ » Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:08 pm

ሚሚ :- እማዬ ይሄ የጎረቤታችን ልጅ እንደ ኦቾሎኒ ያለ (እቃ) እንዳለው ደረስኩበት!

እናት:- ትንሽ ነው ማለትሽ ነው..??

ሚሚ:- አይ ትንሽ ሳይሆን ጨው!ጨው! ነው የሚለው:-)
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