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ምንትሴ ... ቅብርጥሴ

Postby ክሪስታል » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:00 pm

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The most unfair thing about life

Postby ክሪስታል » Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:42 pm

……ህይወት ፍትሃዊ አይደለችም ከሚያስብለኝ አንዱ ነገር መጨረሻዋ አለማማሩ ነው። ማለቴ ህይወት በጣም አስቸጋሪ ናት። በጣም ብዙ ጊዜያችንን ትወስድና ስታበቃ መጨረሻ ላይ ምን እናገኛለን? … ሞት! ቆይ እስቲ ምንማለት ነው ይሄ? ሽልማት መሆኑ ነው?! እንደኔ እንደኔ የህይወት ውዕደቷ (cycle) ሲጀመር ተገለባብጧል። መወለድ - ልጅነት - ትምህርት - ስራ - ጡረታ - ሞት። በፍጹም ትክክል አይደለም። ከመጨረሻው ነው መጀመር ያለብን እናም ሁላችንም መጀመሪያ መሞት ነው ያለብን። ይህንን ስናደርግ ሞት የሚባለውን አስቀያሚ ነገር አስቀድመን ከፊታችን ገለል አናረጋለን ማለት ነው…. ከዚያ በጡረታችን እየተደሰትን እንቆይና አንድ አርባ አመት ስራ እንሰራለን…ከዚያ የኮሌጅ ትምህርት … መጠጣት መጨፈር ድራግ… የሃይ ስኩል ላይፍ….. ይህን ሁሉ ብለን ብለን ስናበቃ ትናንንሽ ልጆች እንሆናለን.. ሃላፊነት የለ ምን የለ … መቦረቅ መጫወት ብቻ። ቀጥሎ ምንድነው? ትንሽ ህጻን (አራስ ልጅ) መሆን ….. ቀጥሎም ወደ እናታችን ሆድ ገብተን ዘጠኝ ወር ማህጸን ውስጥ መንሳፈፍ…… እና በመጨረሻ ምን ሆነን እንከስማለን …. ሟች? ጥ ጥ ጥ ጥ፡ በፍጹም…. አዎ መጨረሻችን እርካታ ማለትም ኦርጋስም ነው የሚሆነው። አይጥምም እንደዚያ ቢሆን?!

በነገራችን ላይ እንደዚያ ያለው ማነው ስሙ George Carlin የሚባል አሜሪካዊ stand-up Comedian እንደሆነ ሰምቻለሁ::
"We can do no great things--only small things with great love." -- Mother Teresa
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ትዳር "ጣፋጭ" ነው እንደማር

Postby ክሪስታል » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:23 pm

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelors Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
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5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
15. Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's arm soon have arms in woman's sink.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
19. Marriage is a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says - MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married; then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
"We can do no great things--only small things with great love." -- Mother Teresa
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Postby Monica**** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:12 pm

ክሪስታል
በጣም ቆንጆ ጽሁፍ ነው::
የህይወት process እንደዛ ቢሆንማ ኖሮ ሞት እንደዚህ አያሳዝነንም ወይም አያስፈራንም ነበር!!! ለነገሩ እንደገና ህጻን መሆኑና ወደእናታችንም ሆድ መመለሱ እንደሞት ይቆጠር ይሆን????
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ሕምምምምም...

Postby ዋኖስ » Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:44 pm

:roll: ሕምምምምምምም..

ምን አለ እንደትዳር!!



ምን! ዓለ እንደትዳር ጣፋጪ በዚሕ ዓለም

ለዐዕምሮሕ ርካታ ለሕይወትሕ ሠላም

ለሥጋሕ ዉበትን ለነፍሥሕም ቅመም

የሚሠጥ ዕርሱ ነው :------

በረከተ-ፀጋ ሥጦታ ቅድመ-ዓለም::


ሕምምምምምምምምምምምም!
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ሀይ

Postby ኤፌሶን » Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:29 am

ሀይ ሀይ ትዳር ጣፋጭም ነው መራርም ነው እስኪ እናውራ ከፈለጋቹ ዋኖሴ እንዴት ነህልኝ

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Postby ክሪስታል » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:02 pm

Monica**** wrote:ክሪስታል
በጣም ቆንጆ ጽሁፍ ነው::
የህይወት process እንደዛ ቢሆንማ ኖሮ ሞት እንደዚህ አያሳዝነንም ወይም አያስፈራንም ነበር!!! ለነገሩ እንደገና ህጻን መሆኑና ወደእናታችንም ሆድ መመለሱ እንደሞት ይቆጠር ይሆን????


ሞኒክ !
የሞት መራራነቱ የምንወደውን ሰው ነጥቆ መውሰዱ ከመሆኑ አንጻር ልክ ነሽ ወደእናታችን ሆድ ገብቶ መክሰሙ ያው እንደሞት ከመቆጠር አይድንም::

በተገላበጠው ሳይክል መሰረት: ኤጅ እያረግን ስንሄድ ወደህጻንነት እየሄድን ስለሆነ: ምናልባት አብረውን ኤጅ ያደረጉት ሲለዩ በህጻን አይምሮ ብዙም አምርረን ስለማናስበው የተሻለ ሊሆን ቢችልስ? መቃዠት ነው መቼም!

ይቅር እስቲ!

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የእህቶች ስሞታ!

Postby ክሪስታል » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:04 pm

Men always get it backwards.......
I say Stop, Don't, NO!
all they hear is
NO, don't stop!



አሰቃቂ የሆነ ጀነራላይዜሽን ነው መቼም!!


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Postby BRUKYIRGA » Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:33 am

ወዳጄ ክሪስታል
የተገለበጠው ሳይሆን የሚቀጥልው ሳይክል ከሞት ይጀምራል ልዩነቱ ይህኛው ኡደት የሚሆነው በሰማይ ነው ልክ ሞተህ ከዚህ አለም ስትውጣ አብሮ ፋይልህ ይሄዳል ምድር ላይ እያለህ ለደኃ የሰጠህው ገንዘብ የጡረታ አበልህ ሲሆን ካልሰጠህ ለማኝ ትሆናለህ የሚያሳዝነው ግን ወሲብ የማድረግ ችሎታህ አንሶ አነሶ የህጻን ይሆናል ቪያግራ ምን የለም ከዚህ ክሪስታል ሆነህ ሄደህ እዛ ቢልቃጥ ትሆናልህ
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Re: የእህቶች ስሞታ!

Postby Monica**** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:57 am

Hi Crystal
hahahahahahahaha
That might be a hard fact for you guys to accept! :? :? :? :?Right?
Whether you like it or not, it is absolutely a true statment.......!!!
Perhaps guys...............swallow your pride and take the truth with a pinch of salt!!!
Don't you think????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ክሪስታል wrote:Men always get it backwards.......
I say Stop, Don't, NO!
all they hear is
NO, don't stop!



አሰቃቂ የሆነ ጀነራላይዜሽን ነው መቼም!!


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Re: የእህቶች ስሞታ!

Postby ትምህርት » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:06 pm

ክሪስታል wrote:Men always get it backwards.......
I say Stop, Don't, NO!
all they hear is
NO, don't stop!



አሰቃቂ የሆነ ጀነራላይዜሽን ነው መቼም!!..


ሰላም

ርዕሱን ስመለከት ጽሁፎችሽ ስለ ትዳር የሚናገሩ መስለውኝ ነበር! እዚህ ኮት ያደርግኩት ጽሁፍ ሌሎቹ ወንዶች/ሴቶች እንደዚህ ናቸው እያሉ ከሚጽፉት ተመሳሳይ ሆነብኝ! በዚህ እንድንቀጥል የምትፈልጊ ስላልመሰለኝ ስለ ሴቶች እንዲህ ተብሏል ብሎ መጻፉ አላስፈላጊ ስለመሰለኝ ትቼዋለሁ!

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Postby 4get.this » Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:24 am

ትምህርት wrote:ሰላም

ርዕሱን ስመለከት ጽሁፎችሽ ስለ ትዳር የሚናገሩ መስለውኝ ነበር! እዚህ ኮት ያደርግኩት ጽሁፍ ሌሎቹ ወንዶች/ሴቶች እንደዚህ ናቸው እያሉ ከሚጽፉት ተመሳሳይ ሆነብኝ! በዚህ እንድንቀጥል የምትፈልጊ ስላልመሰለኝ ስለ ሴቶች እንዲህ ተብሏል ብሎ መጻፉ አላስፈላጊ ስለመሰለኝ ትቼዋለሁ!

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ጋሼ ትምህርት:
እንዴት ሆንክ? አሁን ሙሉ በሙሉ ሰራ አይደል?
የተወሰኑትን ነገሮች ሌላ ዌብሳይት ላይ እንደቀልድ ተጽፈው አይቼያቸው ነበረ:: ካልተሳሳትኩ የክሪስታልም አጠቃቀም እንደዛ መሰለኝ:: ታዲያ ለምን "አሰቃቂ ጄኔራላይዜሽን" አሉት?
አንተ ደሞ አንዳንዴ ላላ'ድርግ እንጂ? :lol: ሁሌማ አክሮ የትም አይደረስ :lol: ይልቅ ጤጅ ቤት የሴቶች መብት ተከራካሪዋ ይፈልጉሃል (ይሄን አይተውብህ ይሆን?
እና ቀስ ብለህ የክሪስታልን ጾታ ንገረኝማ ... (እስካሁን አለማወቄን እንዳትነግረው/ራት)
ተመለስኩ ማለት ነው? :-?
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Postby አሰግድ » Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:11 pm

""ትዳር ማለት ፈንጂ ላይ መቆም ማለት ነው ""
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Postby ዩፎ » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:23 am

የሚስት ሳይንሳዊ ትንተና:
ሚ - ሚጥሚጣ
ስ - ስትቅም
ት - ትኖራለህ

ይህን ግን ለምጥኔ እንዳታሳዩብኝ - 'አንተም ጀመርክ' የሚለውን ዘፈን አንዳትመርጥልኝ :wink:
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Postby ምጥኔ » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:57 am

ዩፎ wrote:የሚስት ሳይንሳዊ ትንተና:
ሚ - ሚጥሚጣ
ስ - ስትቅም
ት - ትኖራለህ

ይህን ግን ለምጥኔ እንዳታሳዩብኝ - 'አንተም ጀመርክ' የሚለውን ዘፈን አንዳትመርጥልኝ :wink:

ሰላም የተከበርክ ዩፎ
አይምሰልህ ያለምክንያትማ ምንም ነገር አናረግም :: ባይሆን ላልከው ማጠናከሪያ ልጨምር ብዬ ነው ''ሚጥሚጣነትን'' ሳይንሱም ይደግፈዋል ለማለት ነው::

5 Ways to Be Happier

3. Expressiveness
Women who stifle their feelings are making a potentially fatal mistake, found a February 2005 Boston University study of about 4,000 people. Although the study was originally designed to probe the role marital happiness plays in heart-disease risk
the doctors were amazed to discover that venting emotions during arguments actually helps wives -- but not husbands -- live longer. Married women who usually engaged in "self-silencing," defined as bottling up their feelings to avoid conflict with their mate, were more than four times more likely to die of all causes during the 10-year study than those who let their feelings fly during fights.
:wink: :wink:
"Ironically, clamming up may have helped preserve the women's relationships, but it definitely didn't preserve their lives" says Elaine D. Eaker, ScD, lead investigator of the study and president of Eaker Epidemiology Enterprises, in Chili, Wisconsin. Although men were actually more prone than women to keep quiet during disputes, doing so had no impact on their health or life span. :roll: :roll: The reasons for this gender gap are currently a mystery, says Dr. Eaker. "But what we do know is that men and women are physiologically stressed by different aspects of marriage, so we need to dig deeper to find out why."


By Lisa Collier Cool-- Originally published in Ladies' Home Journal magazine, December 2005.

ተግባባን ወንድም ''ሚትሚጣነት'' ያስፈልጋል ሲያገቡ :!:

መልካም የስራ ሳምንት
ከክፋቱም:ከልፋቱም ሆነ ከውጣውረዱ ጋር ይህ አለም ግሩም ስፍራ ነው:: እንግዲህ ለኑሮህ እወቅበት:: ደስተኛ ለመሆን ተጣጣር:: :lol:
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