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4get.this

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:27 pm    Post subject: አሮጌ ቀልዶች - (ላልሰማችኋቸው ) Reply with quote

ይሄን የምከትበት ርእስ አጣሁና አዲስ ርእስ ከፈትኩለት ::

ነገሩ እንዲህ ነው >> አንድ በጣም ትሁት ሰው አንድ ትልቅ ስህተት ይሰራና በወንጀል ይከሰሳል :: እስር ቤት ገብቶ ትህትናው እና ፀጥተኛነቱ ጠባቂዎቹን ሁሉ ይገርማቸው ገባ ! በዚህም የመጨረሻው ፍርድ እስኪወሰን ድረስ : ጥሩ እንክብካቤ ያደርጉለት ነበር :: የማይደርስ የለ ... ፍርዱም ደረሰ ...ሞትም ተወሰነበት Shocked
መገደያው ሲደርስ የመጨረሻ ምኞት ተጠየቀ ! እንደሌለ ተናገረ :: ይዘውት ሄዱ :: የመጨረሻው ፖሊስ : ምንም የመጨረሻ ምኞት የለህም አለው ? ድጋሚ ለማረጋገጥ ያህል ::
እስረኛውም ትንሽ አሰብ አደረገና "ከፈቀድክልኝ ኣንድ የምወዳት የልጅነት መዝሙር ኣለችኝ፡ እርሷን ልዘምር ?" ኣለ። እንደሌሎቹ የሚወደውን ምግብ ... ወዘተ ስላልጠየቀው የተገረመው ፖሊስ፡ "እሱማ ምን ችግር ...?" ኣለው።
እሺ ኣለና፡ ተገዳይም መዝሙሩን ለኣንዴና ለመጨረሻ ጊዜ ጀመረ :እንዲህ በማለት ...
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መቶ ሚሊዮን አረንጓዴ ጠርሙሶች በግድግዳ ላይ፡ ...
ድንገት ኣንዱ ወድቆ ቢሰበር ስንት ይቀራል ?
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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mariee

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:05 pm    Post subject: ... Reply with quote

ከጓደኛዬ ስንወራረድ ነበር ......... ቀልዱ መሰረት ያደረገው ... > አስር አረንጓዴ ጠርሙሶች በግድግዳ ላይ አይደል ??

ለበዓሉ ድምቀት ግን ቅቅቅቅቅቅቅ ሙሉውን ብዘምር ይሻል ነበር መሰል
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Debzi

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Joined: 02 May 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

4get.this.....እኔኮ ጆኩ ምኑ ላይ እንደነበረ እስካሁን ድረስ ደጋግሜ ሳነበው ነበር !!! እራሴን ታዘብኩት Crying or Very sad ለካ ከመቶ ሚሊዮን ጀምሮ ....አንድ ላይ እስኪደርስ እድሜ ማራዘሙ ነበር !! አይይይ ለኔኮ ጆክ መንገር አንዳንዴ ጥቅም የለውም ልበል ?
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henicho

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Joined: 28 Dec 2004
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Location: sweden

PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

4getthis ለዛ ያለዉ ቀልድ ነዉ በጣም ነዉ ያሳቀኝ እንዲህ እያሉ ዕድሜ ማራዘም ነዉ እንጂ Laughing Laughing

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4get.this

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Joined: 16 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ማሬ >> ውርርዱን በልተሻል (የኔ ድርሻ ስንት ነው Surprised)
ደብዚ >> እኔም የነገረኝ ጓደኛዬ ወሬ ጀምሮ በማቍረጥ የታወቀ ስለነበረ : ይቀጥላል እያልኩ ስጠብቅ ነው : "አጽቅም ወይ " ያለኝ :: ሲገባኝ ግን "በሳቅ መፈንዳት " እንዴት እንደሆነ አየሁኝ ! Very Happy
ሄኒቾ >> አመሰግናለሁ

ባያስቅም : አንድ ልመርቅ እስቲ ::
መዋዕለ ሕጻናት ውስጥ ነው አሉ : ሰኞ ጠዋት :: ሚሚ ክፍሏ እንደገባች : ቲቸር : እኔ ባልሰራሁት ነገር እቀጣለሁ ? ብላ ጠየቀች :: አንቺማ ካልሰራሽው ለምን አንቺን እቀጣሻለሁ ? ያገኘችው መልስ ነበር :: ግን ለምን ጠየቅሽኝ ? ተባለች :: አይ : የቤት ስራ ስላልሰራሁ ነው ! Shocked

ካላችሁ እናንተም ጨማምሩበት
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ለና

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing ጥሩ ቀልደነው Laughing Laughing Laughing
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ጌታ

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:49 pm    Post subject: ግብዣህን ተቀብዬ ............ Reply with quote

4get.this እንደጻፈ(ች)ው:
ካላችሁ እናንተም ጨማምሩበት


እኔ እንኳን ከቀልድነት ይልቅ Reader's Digest ላይ ድሮ ያነበብኩትን እውነተኛ ታሪክ ነው ይዤ የቀረብኩት :: ለማሳቅ ሳይሆን ለማስገረም ::

አሜሪካዊው ድመቱ ትወልድና የመጨረሻውና አራተኛ ልጁ በሁኔታው ተገርሞ እንዴት ልትወልድ እንደቻለች ይጠይቀዋል :: 'ስልጡኑም ' አባት ከመጀመሪያ እስከመጨረሻ ያለውን ሂደት ምንም ሳያስቀር ያስረዳዋል ::

ልጁም በጣም ተደንቆ ""አንተና ማሚም እንደዚያ አድርጋቹሀል ?"" አለው :: አባትም በኩራት ''yes""

ልጅም ዝግንን ብሎት ''Four times??!!""

አለው እላቹሃለሁ ::
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I

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[url][/url[url]http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~jimella/upgrade.htm Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing [/url]
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አቢነት

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

የእስረኛው ቀልድ በጣም ነው ያሳቀኝ አቦ ያንተም እድሜ ይርዘም
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4get.this

ውሃ አጠጪ


Joined: 16 Feb 2005
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Location: escaped from nursing home

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ጌታ > በትክክል የገባኝ መሆኑን እጠራጠራለሁ ::

"አይ "> መጠቆሚያውን እንዲህ ባስተካክልልዎት ቅር እንደማይሰኙ ነው :- http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~jimella/upgrade.htm
የሴቶች መብት ... እዳያየው እንጂ አስቂኝ ነው (አንዳንዶቹ ነገሮች ባይገቡኝም )::
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ጌታ

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:58 am    Post subject: 4get.this Reply with quote

በጣም ይቅርታ :: ልጁ ለሰውዬው 4 መጨረሻ ልጁ እንደሆነ ረስቼ አልጻፍኩም ነበር :: አሁን ግልጽ የሚሆን ይመስለኛል :: ካልሆነም .........

ሕጻኑ ማሙሽ እናትና አባቱ አራት ልጅ መውለዳቸውን ሲያስበው ...............አራቴ ማድረጋቸው ዘግንኖት ነው ::

Wife 1.0......የሚለውን ጽሁፍ በተቃራኒው መልኩ ( husband 1.0 እና boy friend 1.0) ከብዙ ዓመታት በፊት አንብቤዋለሁ :: Alimony ማለት ሚስትህን ስትፈታ ሥራ ከሌላት እንድትከፍል የምትገደደው ገንዘብ ነው :: ይህ እንግዲህ child support ይለያል ::

ወድጄ መስሎሃል ጥሩ ባል የሆንኩት ???
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4get.this

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:49 am    Post subject: ለጌታ Reply with quote

አሁን ሁሉም ግልጥ ሆኖልኛል ... ትልቅ ምስጋና ! ወደናንተ "አገር " አሁን የሚያስፈልገው የወንዶች መብት ተከራካሪ ቡድን ሳይሆን ይቀራል ? Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:36 am    Post subject: ይህ አምድ የጨዋ ነው ......ደስ ሲል ! Reply with quote

ቀልዶቹ አሪፍ ናቸው .......እኒም የማውቀውን ያህል ጀባ ልበል .....
in some kind of elementary school
TEACHER : bob, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Bob : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
Bob : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
ሊላኛው ደግሞ እነሆ ......
TEACHER : Daniel, what is the chemical formula for water?
DANIEL : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DANIEL : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
thanks for readin my jokes....u guys have a great day!
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thtna

ጀማሪ ኮትኳች


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

እዚ ቀበሌ ከመጣሁ ስለቆየሁ ..በዙው ነገር አልገባም አለኝ :: በሚያስቀው ግን ስቄያለሁ :: ተባረኩ ;; በዚህ አጋጣሚ ..ሰው ብጠይቃችሁ ታውቁ ይሆን ? ባለሱቅ የሚባል .. ሜላትና ቤቲ የሚባሉ ሁለት እህቶች ያሉት ...ኤዝሮን የሚባል ጉዋደኛ ያለው : ረዘም ያለ ..እንደው መልከ ቀና መሳይ .......... ባካችሁ .....ካወቃችሁት : 2 ኣመት በፊት እዚሁ እናንተ ቀበሊ ምን የመሰለ ሱቅ ነበረው :: ይቺ ሸራ እንኩዋን ከዛው ነው የተገዛች : ዛሬ እንዲህ አርጅታ እንኩዋን ውበቱዋ እንዳለ ነው :: አሁን ሌላ ሸራ ልገዛ ብመጣ ....ቀበሌውን መልቀቁን ሰማሁ ...እንደው ባካችሁ የገባበትን ሰፈር ካወቃችሁ ጠቁሙኝ ::

ይሄው ነው
ደህና ሁኑ ..እናንተም የላችሁ ..እንግዲህ ይችን መልዕክት በራችሁ ላይ ለጥፌ ልሂድ እንጂ ::

ሄድኩ ...ሰላም ሁኑ
እኔ ነኝ
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4get.this

ውሃ አጠጪ


Joined: 16 Feb 2005
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Location: escaped from nursing home

PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

H-to-O ያስቃል ::

thtna> እኔ እንኳን አዲስ ሰፋሪ ነኝ : ለሰፈሩም : ለሀገሩም (ዋርካ ):: ያሉዋቸው ሰዎች እኔ ስመጣ የነበሩ አይመስለኝም :: Wink ኧረ የርሶንም ስም ገና ዛሬ መስማቴ ነው Very Happy
ይልመድብዎት
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