Mathimatics (The Way I See It)

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how to be annoying


1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others
that you "like it that way."


2. Drum on every available surface.


3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.


4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.


5. Ask 800 operators for dates.


6. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.


7. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.


8. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.


9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."


10. Set alarms for random times.

11. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.


12. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.


13. Honk and wave to strangers.


14. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.


15. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.


16. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.


17. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.


18. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.


19. only type in lowercase.


20. dont use any punctuation either.


21. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.


22. Pay for your dinner with pennies.


23. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.


24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."


25. Light road flares on a birthday cake.


26. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.


27. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.


28. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.


29. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.


30. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

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31. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.


32. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.


33. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.


34. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.


35. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up!" and repeat.


36. Drive half a block.


37. Name your dog "Dog."


38. Ask people what gender they are.


39. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."


40. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.


41. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".


42. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".


43. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.


44. Deliberately um songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.


45. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.


46. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.


47. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.


48. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.


49. Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.


50. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

51. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.


52. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.


53. Wear a LOT of cologne.

54. Ask to "interface" with someone.

55. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary
because of your "superior mental processing."


56. Sing along at the opera.

57. Mow your lawn with scissors.

58. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"


59. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."


60. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.


61. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."


62. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

63. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.


64. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

65. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences
with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.


66. Never make eye contact.


67. Never break eye contact.


68. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.


69. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

70. Construct your own pretend "tricorder" and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

71. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.


72. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.


73. Make appointments for the 31st of September.


74. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.


75. Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.

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1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others
that you "like it that way."
(totally doable....and a great idea

4. Staple papers in the middle of the page. ( I am so going to do this come monday )

16. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. or or.....tape it over the b.ball/football/hockey finals game your brother/husband taped.

22. Pay for your dinner with pennies. (I've done it being broke is a witch..... )

23. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. ( i do it to look like I'm actually interested. in what they're saying....and I thought it worked pretty well.... )

36. Drive half a block. (my friend literally lives half a block from me and she drives over to my house, and yes, VERY annoying)

38. Ask people what gender they are. ( this is GOLD I can imagine....)

48. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. ( this is super annoying... )

50. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
(definately will try it in the summer it should be interesting)

58. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!" ths is hallarious! I can imagine thier faces. btw, ppl who are serious when playing golf just piss me off. Chill the heck out....i am not going to walk around in the sun for the whole day if you are going to be anal about every shot I make....douch bag....sorry..for a sec i thought this was ምን ይሰማችሁዋል thread. hehe....

thanx for sharing ጺ (sorry i couldn't write your nick the right way. I was too lazy to go through ha hu help)
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"Is it stealing
if I take
the pains of others

and make it my healing?"
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[Konjit]

ፂ , ocean12, እንዲሁም ናቲዬና እህምምነት ሰላም ናቹ ወይ ወገኖች .............ኦሽናችን አሪፍ ነገር ነው እኔንንም አሳቅከኝ ነው ሚባለው :: ፂነት አም ሶ ጎነ ትራይ ኢት ከልቤ ስንት አኖይ የሚያደርገኝ አለ መሰለሽ ኢት ሳውንድ ላይክ ኤ ግድ ከምባክ
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Faith is putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch. ~Ramona C. Carroll


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[Konjit]

THIS IS MINE AND MINE ONLY So AM INTITELD TO IT

#291 " In the world where celebrity equals talent, and where make believe is called reality, it is important to have a real love, truth and stablity in your life" Bernie Bnillstein.

ተገኘ ከ ግራዴ ካርሜል ማኪያቶ ከፔ ላይ ......... አስ ዩዥዋል ኢት ስትረክ ሶም ቲንግ ኢን ሚ :: እውነት "እውነትን " የሚያሰኘው ነገር እንዲሁ ዝም ብሎ ለማለት ያህል ነው ? ወይስ በርግጥ የተረጋገጠ ነገረ ሆኖ ነው ? እውነተኛ ፍቅር , እውነተኛ ጓደኝነት እምም እውነተኛ ሰው እረ ብዙ እውነተኛ ነገር :: ታዲያ ይህ በእንዲህ እንዳለ ግዑዝን ነገር የማይዳሰሰውን እና ሊጨብጥ የማይቻለውን ነገር እንዲሁ በምናቤ እያዋዛሁ ለራሴ በሚመቸኝ ሁኔታ እና መንገድ እያየሁት ከዚያም አልፎ እንደተመቸኝ እያብላላሁት መልስ ባጣለት እና እንዲሁ እንደነበረው ቢቀመጥ ጉዳቱ አይታየኝም ምክንያቱም ሁሉም እራሱን ቢመረምርና ቢጠይቀው መልስ ያማያገኝለት ብዙ ጥያቄዎች አሉትና .............ሰው በጠፋ ቀን ሰው ሚሆነኝ ሰው ፈልጌ አጣሁት ልክ "እውነተኛ " እንደጠፋ ሁላ ምክንያቱም ሁለቱም ስለማይገቡኝ ...............ለዚህ ነው ደሞ ለምን እንደማይገቡኝ ራሴን ስጠይቅ ለዚህም ጥያቄዬ መልስ ማጣው .........ወይ ጉድ አለሙ ግሩም ድንቅ ነው ሲሉ የሰማሁት እዚሁ ዋርካ ላይ ነው በርግጥ አለሙ ግሩም ድንቅ ነው በተለይ ደሞ የኔ አለም ምንም ሊወጣለት የማይችል ምክንያቱም እንዲወጣለት ስለማልፈቅድ :: ሶ ይህ በንዲህ እንዳለ ነበር real truth, love and stablityn የናፈቅሁዋቸው ሌላ መልስ አልባ ጥያቄ እና ኮንፊውሽን እንዲፈጥሩ ::
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Faith is putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch. ~Ramona C. Carroll


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A man was riding his Harley along a California
> > beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head
> > and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
> > have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
> > grant you one wish."
> >
> > The biker pulled over and said, "Build a
> > bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
> >
> > The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,
> > think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
> > undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom
> > of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
> > take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
> > resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
> > justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
> > more time and think of something that could possibly
> > help mankind."
> >
> > The biker thought about it for a long time.
> > Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men
> > could understand women; I want to know how she feels
> > inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
> > silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when
> > she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman
> > truly happy."
> >
> > The Lord replied, "You want that Bridge two
> > lanes or four?"
> >
> > Peace and Love
> >
> >

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ሠላም ውዴ ኮንጆ

[Konjit]

ክሪሱ My dear, its good to see you here , and that was very funny u had me rollin.
ግን ግን ክልቤ ይሄን ያህል ሴትን አንደርስታንድ ማድረግ ይከብዳል ወይስ እንዲሁ ሲጋነንለት ነው :: እንደኔ እንደኔ ግን ሴትን የመሰለ የዋህ እና በቀላሉ አንደርስታንድ ሊያደርጉት ሚችሉት ፍጡር ያለ አይመስለኝም ምክንያቱም እስቲ አስበው ሶ ሴንሰቲቭ , ቬሪ ኬሪንግ , ከወደዱ ደሞ እስከመጨረሻው ልባቸውን ሚሰጡ ፍጥሮች .......ሚፈልጉት ደሞ ከሌላው ተቃራኒ ጾታ እንደሚመስለኝ ቀናነንትን እና ከልቡ ፍቅርን የሚሰጥ የመስለኛል ምክንያቱም ልብ ብለህ ካየህ ብዙ ራሱን ሆኖ ወይም ደሞ በንጹህ ልብ ሚቀርብ ወንድ ብዙም ያለ አይመሰልኝም እንዲሁ ሳስበው .......አንድ አባባል አለ እሱም ከእያንዳንዱ ሰክሰስ ፉል ወንድ ጀርባ ስማርት የሆነች ሴት አለች ይባላል .......እኔ ደሞ ከሞስት ኦፍ ወንዶች ጀርባ አንድ ሚስትረስ አለች ብዬዋለሁ ይሄ ደሞ ለራሴ ያልኩት ነገር ስለሆነ ማንም ሊቃወመኝ አይችልም .........ውዱ ክሪስ በል ይሄን ያህል ካልቁ ይብቃኝ ጌታው

መልካሙን ሁላ የምትመኝልህ

[Konjit]

[Konjit]

20 Good Things To Say About You!


1. You listen to me and sit by me thru good and bad!
2. I can be myself, with you!
3. God made you special, cause you are unique in your own way! የስ ኢን ዲድ
4. You seem to care alot!
5. Love me for who I am! ከምስጋና ጋር
6. You read my emails and then respond back when others wouldn`t have!
7. You make me smile even when things are tough!
8. When I mess up, you are ready to forgive me!
9. Say the nicest things to me!
10. Your hugs go a long ways online or offline!
11. When I cry you cry with me!
12. You share in my life circumstances!
13. Every thought that comes from you has been good towards me!
14. You speak from your heart!
15. You think about me every day!
16. Your presence and friendship fills my every day need!
17. You are very cute when you are angry,
18. Online you send me the best cards cause you care!
19. You inspire me to keep going on! ዋት ውድ አይ ቢ ዊዝ አውት ዩ
20. You don`t care how I look, I can look anyway I want! ኢቭን ዊዝ ማይ ..........
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Faith is putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch. ~Ramona C. Carroll


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THE WAY I C IT...



(ነገር ፍለጋ ይሉታል ይኼ ነው !)

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[የሚሚ :ባል]

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Dating Different Women Around The World



WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex..
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex..
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex..


ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite oral sex.
Second Date: You get more oral sex.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get oral sex again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

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ሠላም ቆንጅት !


አለሽ ወይ ባገሩ ?




መልካም ሰኞ
ወልዲያ - የጁ
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አንድ ኢትዮጵያ
http://www.cyberethiopia.com/warka5/viewtopic.php?t=28757

[Konjit]

[Konjit]

"Even though you may disagree with what someone has to say, you can benefit greatly from understanding that person's point of view."

ሶርሱ የተገኘው ፒስ ኦፍ ኬክ ከሚለው የንፍታሌም ትሬድ ነው :: በዚህ አጋጣሚ ንፍታሌም አመሰግናልሁ ..................ለማንኛውም ይሄን ነገር ያፈለቀው ሰው ምን ቢሰማው ቢሆን ብዬ አሰብኩ ምናልባት ብዙ ሂፖክሪት የሆኑ ሰዎች አስቸግረውት ይሆን ? ወይም ደሞ የነሱን ብቻ እንጂ የሱን ስሜት ሊረዳለት ሚችል ሰው አጥቶም ሊሆን ይችላል ከዛም አልፎ ደሞ ኦፕን ማይንድድ የሆነ ሰው ሆኖ የሌላውን ሰው አይዲያ ተረድቶም ሊሆን ይችላል ........ግን ደሞ አንዳንዴ የኔን ብቻ ማለት ይከብዳል መክበድም ሳይሆን ካም ኦን ና የማይመስል ነገር ነው :: ድሮ ድሮ ተቻችሎ መኖርን ያብዛላቹ እያሉ ሲመርቁ አባቶች ይገርመኝ ነበር ግን እንደተረዳሁት መቻቻል የመሰለ ጸጋ የለም ከምንም በላይ ደሞ መከባበር ሲታከልበት :: .........ግርም የሚለኝ ነገር ቢኖር ደሞ ፍሪ ስታፍ አለመውደዳችን ነው ማለት በብር የማይገዛ ግኡዝ የሆኑትን ስሜቶች ለማለት ነው .............እንደ ሰላም , ፍቅር , መቻቻል , መከባበር i mean u need to pay for this ብንባል መቼስ ተበድረንም ቢሆን ተለቅተን ለመግዛት እንሞክረው ነበር የ ሶሻል ክላስ ስታተሳችንን እንዲያሳይልን ምናልባትም እኔ ፍቅር የገዛሁት በውድ ነው ለማለት ብራግ እናደርግበት ይሆናል ሁ ኖውስ ነገር ግን since you can have it for free it may sound like it is cheap. እኔ ግን በነጻ የሚገኙ ስሜቶችን እንዴት እንደምወዳቸው ከምንም በላይ ደሞ i wont take'em for granted ምክንያቱም ብዙ ሚስ ዩዝ ስለሚደረጉ በዚህ አጋጣሚ ዋርካ ጀነራል ላይ የኔ ፌቨሬት የሆነ ቤት አለ በጣም ደስ የሚለኝ እስቲ ቼክ ኢት ከምር ብዙ ትማሩበታላቹ :: እ ፒስ ኦፍ ኬክ ይላል ብዙ ፖዘቲቭ የሆነ ነገር ታነቡበታላቹ

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[Konjit]

O, hey konjit, how was it?
Konjit, oh it was good cant complain how about you O?
O, oh not bad ...........
አንዳንዴ ኢሪቴት የሚያደርጉ ጥቃቅን ውሸቶች ብስጭት ያደርጉኛል አይ ሚን ዋይ ? ማለት ምንን ፕሩቭ ለማድረግ , Does it look like i care? Nope i dont, it just makes me wonder why people go extra mile to get attention. I mean የግድ እኮ አድቬንቸረስ መሆን የለበትም ሰው ......ያን ማሰብ እንዳቃተው እና አለማሰቡን አስቦ እንዴት ማሰቡን እንደሚያስተካክል ሲያስብ ሜይቢ ለውጥ ሊያመጣ ይችላል ....እንደሚሉት ከሆነ ደሞ ለውጥ ጥሩ ነው ይባላል ቁምን ነገሩ ግን ምን አይነት ለውጥ ነው ? ስር ነቀል ወይስ ......ለይስሙላ ብቻ ምንም ይሁን ምን ለራሱ የተስማማውን ማድረግ መብት አለው :: የመብት ነገር ደሞ ራሱን የቻለ ጣጣ አለው አንዳንዱ ሁሉ ነገር መብቱ ይመስለዋል :: አንደ መብትን የማያውቅ እና መብት ኤክሰርሳይዝ ማድረግ የጀመረ ሰው ድሮ እንደሚባለው "ዲሞክራሲ መብቴ " እያለ ነገሩን ሲያወሳስበው ያስቀኛል /ያስደምመኛል :: ተው /ይ እንጂ ይሄ ነገር አይጠቅምሽም /ህም ሲባል why you care this is my right and i can be whatever and whoever i want to be የሚለውን ልጅ ትዝ ያስብለኛል ....እሱም አልቀናው እንጂ እንዲህ ብሎ :: ስለግርምት ሳነሳ ደሞ አንድ ነገር ጭንቅላቴ ውስጥ ገባ ከጨረቃ በታች አዲስ ነገር የለም ከተባለ ማለት በዚህ አለም ላይ ያሉ ነገሮች ሁላ የሁኔታዎች እና የነገሮች ድግግሞሽ መሆናቸው ከታወቀ ለምን መገረም ያስፈልጋል ? .......ቆንጂት እኮ መገልፈጥ ነው ስራዋ አይገርምም ? c'mon give me a break! what is አስገራሚ ጉዳይ እኔ ብስቅ ? ማዝነው እኔ ስስቅ እያዩ ለሚበሳጩ ሰዎች ነው የኔ የቺክ መስሌ እስካልደከመው እና ሳቄ እስካልላለቀ እና ፌክ ማድረግ እስካልጀመርኩ በስተቀር ምን ቆርጦት ሰው በኔ መደሰት እንደሚበሳጭ አይገባኝም ወይ አንቺ ልጅ ወደሽ አይደልም ለካስ ሳቄስ ናልኝ ጥርሴስ ልማዱ ነው ያልሽው በንዴት ሳቋ የጠፋ ለነት ነበር ማለት ነው ..........ብቻ ያም ሆነ ይህ i love life! ዝብርቅርቅ ባለ ሁኔታ ደስታን ከሀዘን ፍቅርን ከጥላቻ አንዱን ካንዱ እያዋዛች ባላንስ አድርጋ ያለች ቁምነገርኛ ናት ........(This is My and MIne only!)
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Faith is putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch. ~Ramona C. Carroll


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