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sleepless girl

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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 4:28 am    Post subject: መልካም የአባቶች ቀን !! Reply with quote

how u can tell that he/she is abesha

U Know ur Habesha When..

-You show up for your prom/party in your father's taxi

-You have relatives that drive a cab, work in a parking lot, and/or gas stations

-You have at least 1 relative living in America illegally

-You think the bank head bounce was stolen from your culture

-You say things like "what did he said" or "what did he did"

-If you pronounce the word "world" as "worlid"

-Your parents tell you how everything is better back home than it is here (i.e. water, food)

-Your papers say your 5 years younger than you actually are

-You don't have any papers at all You thought that the Dr. in Memorial Dr. stood for doctor

-You listen to the same tigrinya, Oromo, Amharic tape everyday for 6 months straight

-Every habesha guy or girl your pops or moms introduces you to they say is your cousin!

የቀረውን ነገ .......የነገ ሰው ይበለንና ........... Wink
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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

U Know ur Habesha When..
-You can't receive a phone call after 9pm:
-You show up to a party at 11pm, when it started at 5pm:
-You fight over who pays the bill everywhere
-You pronounce "brother" as "brazer"
-You say you are going back home every year, and never go
-Anytime you see someone you know, you kiss them 3 times


- You spend hours and hours in Starbucks arguing over politics and have no clue about it
- You don't understand the difference of opinion among people
- Five of you, talk at the same time
- If you say hello six different ways before you start a conversation
- You think exercising is a bad habit for your health
- Your borch (gut) is blocking you to see your feet
- You open up the same business as other Habesha has
- You think Beck's or Heineken is the only two beers made

U Know ur Habesha When..
- You eat awaze and scream in the bath room for help
- You show up to school/work, smellin like key or Doro wot
- You ate ya abesh megeb, and suck your fingers to get the left over
- You messed up your stomach after eating engera & wot from Addis and
-Your put plenty ouzo or areqi in your hot tea

U Know ur Habesha When..
- If you say " we are eight" to describe the size of your family
- If your pronunciation for word "three" sounds like something growing in the woods (tree)
- If you use the word "yemechih" everywhere in your sentence
- If you sucked desta be kermela for lunch while you were in high school
- If you take your first love to Boley Road for romance
- If you take your chick to Bahamas Breeze for summer vacation

Wink Wink Wink
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Debzi

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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ሰላም Sleepless girl: ከላይ የጻፍሽውን ውድድ አረኩልሽ ! ለየት ያለ ማዝናኛ ከመሆኑም በላይ ኦልሞስት ሙሉ በሙሉ ትክክል ነው !!
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ትምህርት

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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when she says the following u can tell that she is abesha

Debzi እንደጻፈ(ች)ው:
ኦልሞስት ሙሉ በሙሉ ትክክል ነው !!
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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sleepless girl እንደጻፈ(ች)ው:


- You ate ya abesh megeb, and suck your fingers


ምን መሰለህ , ትምህርት , almost all ልል ያበቃኝ ምክንያት ? ባገራችን ባህል ጣት መላስ ትልቁ No No ስለሆነ እንደዛ የሚያደርግ አበሻ ስላልታየኝ ነው ::
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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

good job girl............... i prode of you go girl........ Very Happy Very Happy i really like it....... "i was like what" you know what i am talking about lol..... seeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa love you
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ትምህርት

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PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2006 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Debzi እንደጻፈ(ች)ው:
sleepless girl እንደጻፈ(ች)ው:

-You say things like "what did he said" or "what did he did"
- Your borch (gut) is blocking you to see your feet
እዚህ አገር ህንዳዊ ወይም ፓኪስታናዊ መሆን በራሱ የስኳር በሽታ ሪስክ ነው ! ማለትም በጣም ወፍራሞች ስለሆኑ ! በቦርጭ እኛ ከእነዚህ አገር ሰዎች እንሻላለን ! Laughing
-Your papers say your 5 years younger than you actually are
በእድሜም (ችግሩ ትክክለኛውን አለመናገራችን !) ቢሆን ከአረቦች የምንከፋ አይመስለኝም !

- You ate ya abesh megeb, and suck your fingers


ምን መሰለህ , ትምህርት , almost all ልል ያበቃኝ ምክንያት ? ባገራችን ባህል ጣት መላስ ትልቁ No No ስለሆነ እንደዛ የሚያደርግ አበሻ ስላልታየኝ ነው ::


ለማብራሪያው አመሰግናለሁ ቆንጆ ልጅ !

ጽሁፉ በአጠቃላይ ቀልድነቱ የተዋጣለት ነው ማለት እችላለሁ ! እንዳልሽው አልፎ አልፎ በጣም የተጋነኑ መግለጫዎች አያጣም ! በእኔ አመለካከት ተጋነኑ የምላቸውን በቀይ ቀለም አስቀምጫለሁ !

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sleepless girl

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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

u know u are Abesha,

- If you still owe some money (dubaye) back in your neighborhood mart
- If Korkoralew called you by name when his crusing around your neighbor for business
- If you sell your house items and made some transactions with korkoralew for your daily expenses
- If Shemsu is still wearing your high school jacket because of you borrow him $10 birr during Derege regime

Wink
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sheger

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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

U know U r habesha:-

* If your parents tell good things to the neighbors about you that are not true.
* When visiting friends you dont call ahead of time and when you come you knock on the door rather than ringing the bell.
* If your Mom or Dad tells you stories about when they were your age, how they used to carry 60 pounds of wood up mountains every day, and every time you hear the story they add another 10 pounds.
* When you get sick you always cover yourself with a big blanket.
* You make loud sounds so people feel sorry for you're when you sick.
* If you take forever, to tell your sickness("I think it is my heart, no my back, I am sure it is my stomach")
* You tell the time by looking at your shadow.
* When you ask your parents when you were born they tell you according to events, "Remember the time the commandos burned the planes you were like 5 years old, what year was that?"
* Your parents are always comparing you to their friends daughter or son, and sometimes to motivate you, they say "do you know what he or she did today?"
* You throw the biggest party on the block with a little tape cassette player with batteries and you ask who got Michael Jackson or Bob Marley tape.
* When they play "Could you be Loved and be loved," by Bob Marley, everyone in the party jumps on the stage and starts dancing, even your mom and dad join in.
.* When you call back home to speak to your mother, father, brother or sister, the whole neighborhood lines up to speak with you.
* You call back home if you get one of those free numbers for only $10 dollars you can call back home and speak all day.
* If you wear sunglasses at night.
* If you go to sleep in the same clothes you wore during the day.
* If you get diarrhea during the holidays.
* You wash your hair and body with bar soap.
* If you still think Wrestling is not a sport, it is a real fight.
* When your family back home receives a letter from you they read it to the whole neighborhood.
* You say "No," without meaning it when someone offers you food.
* You feel you've had no food unless you ate injera.
* You feel that you have to invite everybody to your wedding.
* You do not look into the eyes of the person you are having a dialogue with.
* You stand and jog in the rain thinking that it makes you grow.
* You put saliva on your palm, then strike it with the edge of your other hand to locate the stuff you just lost.
* If you had a pee stain in your bed and it looked like some country map.
* When you fight with some one you expect your brothers or sister to jump in with you.
* If you take a picture next to flowers.
* When you drink tea or buna you make loud noise when it is hot and blow air on it ooooofff ooooofff.
* When you're parents are mad at you they use their eyes to signal for butt whipping coming up soon.
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sheger

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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

U know U r habesha:-



* When some one is eating you try to fed them and if they say no, you beg them bemotey bemotey.
* You think siga(meat) the most nutritional food.
* If you see your neighbor or some one eat shiro and vegetables you think they are poor.
* You know what tears and runny nose taste like.
* If you stood in line for four hours or longer to buy bread and you hold the money in your hand so no one steal it.
* At a party if your relatives or mom or dad is there you don't dance and act innocent.
* If you fight over the bone while you eating with your brothers or sisters.
* If you go swimming in a River.
* IF you cover your books with magazines to keep them clean and look new.
* If your date shows up with bunch of her girlfriends.
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sleepless girl

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sheger Laughing Laughing Laughing አሪፍ ነው ያስቃል .ቕቕቕቕቕቕቕቕ
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here are some clues to look for when u meet Abesha....
However the accuracy rate of this method is still unknown since its still an on goin' study.

If you met a man who shook your hand while his left hand was in his pocket and spoke a word that you have never heard before, you just met an abasha
man from Harar, Drre-Dhawa, perhaps Aderre man
Wink Wink Wink


If you met a man who shook your hand while covering your right hand with his left by bending at the waist slightly and introduced himself as
"Solomon Yimam", you just met my friend Suleyman Imam from Wallo region, perhaps a Wolloyee
Wink Wink Wink


If you met a man who bowed at a 10 degree angle by placing his right foot infront of his left foot and shook your hand ever so gently, you probably met a man from Addis Ababa, perhaps a Guragea dude
Wink Wink Wink

If you met a person who bowed at a 45 degree angle by placing the left foot infront of the right foot and shook your hand so violently that you felt
your shoulder coming off and your brain moving insider your skull, you just met my friend Hagos, a Tigrre mechanic
Wink Wink Wink

If you met a woman who stood still and bowed at 90 degree angle so quickly that her afro moved forwards and then backwards before she extended her
hand, you better run for your life because she is probably an Eritrean women who was deported form Addiss Ababa and currently taking marshal arts
Wink Wink Wink

ሌላውን ነገ .................
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sleepless girl

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you met a man who said to you, "My wife works the night shift,"you just met a Gondarre married man, so he thinks
Wink Wink Wink


If you met a woman who told you "Gashe works night shift," you just met a Guragea married woman - so she thinks
Wink Wink Wink


If you met a woman who cannot pronounce the letter "P," don't be a fool, she is a Somali woman pretending to be an Ethiopian Chick
Wink Wink Wink

If you met a woman who gave you her phone number and told you to identify yourself very clearly when you call because there are hundreds of people
with your first name who call regularly, you just met a Gojamme phone sex operator Check your next month phone bill carefully
Wink Wink Wink


If you met a woman who offerd to call you instead when you ask for her phone number, you just met an Aderre woman who's happily married to a
Guragea man
Wink Wink Wink


If you met a man who shook your hand and touched his chest with his palm and stared at your wife while he was talking to you, say your prayers, because you just met a man form Arsi (Arusi), perhaps armed and dangerous
Wink Wink Wink


If you met a man who introduced his female companion as "my girl,"you just met my friend Zewdu, a pimp from Addis Ababa
Wink Wink Wink

If you met in a mall a couple with a young son who tasted your patience by repeatedly kicking and stepping on your foot while you talked to the father
and hoped that the mother would see her rude child and bring an end to your suffering any time soon but that never happened, you just met an Oromo man
from harar who is married to a Somali woman
Wink Wink Wink


If you saw a man waving his cane (dulla) out of a car window to point out all the wonderful things he see while he's driven around town, you just met
an Oromo father visiting his son in Minneapolis
Wink Wink Wink


If you saw a woman's butt while she was waking toward you, she is probably a Somali woman and she doesn't give a damm about you
Wink Wink Wink


If you met a woman who seems to have two left feet attached to the end of what looked like a pair of TV antenna, run as fast as you can Trust me, you
don't wanna know her
Wink Wink Wink

P.S PLZZZZZZZZ NO OFFENSE...THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!!!
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sheger

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you saw a man waving his cane (dulla) out of a car window to point out all the wonderful things he see while he's driven around town, you just met
an Oromo father visiting his son in Minneapolis
Wink Wink Wink



girl, U killed me. I'm laughing ma a$$ off.
sleepless U rock. plz keep it up.
tnx for makin' ma day
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheger no problem...I will drop it as long as it makes u laugh.
By z way, Tnxxxxxxx 4 z complement. Wink

P.S I am just wondering if u have any incedent related to that phrase( zat makes u laugh out hard)? LOL
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