መልካም የአባቶች ቀን !!

[የሮን]

Dear sleepless girl, it's really cool thing to see and thank you for that.
selam
yeron

[sleepless girl]

[sleepless girl]

ይህንን ላላያችሁ ደግሞ ...........................

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ሲያዩት ያምራል .......ግን ብዙ ሲበሉት ጉድ ይሰራል
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Nothing is impossible!!

[sleepless girl]

ሰላም ዋርካዎች ...............እስኪ ይችን አንብቧትማ ..>!!!

Two Cows

1. SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.


2. COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.


3. FASCISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk.


4. NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.


5. BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...


6. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.


7. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.


8. A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.


9 . A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.


10. A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.


11. AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.


12. A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.


15. AN ETHIOPIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You eat both.


16. AN ERITREAN CORPORATION.
You have two cows. Both are dead. Yet you tell the whole world you are milking twenty.


_________________
Nothing is impossible!!

[sleepless girl]

ዶሮዋ

ዶሮዋ መንገዱን አቋረጠች :: ለምን ?
የአገራችን መሪዎች ይህ ጥያቄ ቢቀርብላቸው እንዲህ
ይመልሳሉ ተብሎ ይታሰባል ::

አፄ ቴዎድሮስ

ይህች እብድ ዶሮ መሄድ የለመደች
ባታውቀው ነው እንጂ እራቴ ነበረች
ነይ ተመለሽ በሏት ርቃ ሳትሄድ
እራቴ ነበረች ይህች የዶሮ እብድ ::


አፄ ዩሀንስ

ማቋረጡንስ ታቋርጥ ግን ይህች ዶሮ ተጠምቃለች
ማተቡዋንስ እንዳሰረች ነበር


አፄ ምኒልክ

ስማኝ ያገር ሰው ከጥንት ሲወርድ ሲዋረድ የመጣውን
እምነት ማዛለፍ ነውና ለአገርህና ለማተብህ
የምትቆረቆር ሁሉ በምትወደው ታቦት ይዤሀለሁ
ዶሮዋን መልሳት :: ይህን ባታደርግ ግን ወላዲት
አምላክ ምስክሬ ትሁን አልምርህም ::


አፄ ሀይለስላሴ

[b] የምንወድህና የምትወደን ህዝባችን ሆይ ዶሮዋን
መንገዱን ስታቋርጥ በቸልታ መመልከት የለብህም ::
በአንዲት ዶሮ ምክንያት ሀረርን : ንጉስን ና ዘርን
ማሰደብና ታሪክን ማበላሸት የለብንም ::


ኮለኔል መንግስቱ ሀ /ማርያም

ጓዶች ተደፍረናል :: ተዋርደናል :: ዶሮዋ መንገዱን
አቋርጣለች :: ይህ ደግሞ አድሀሪያን አብዩቱን
ለመሸርሸርና አብዩታዊ ትግላችንን ለማደናቀፍ
የሸረቡት ሴራ ነው :: ዶሮዋ እስክትመለስና አንድ
ሰውና አንድ ጠመንጃ እስኪቀር ድረስ እንዋጋለን ::


ጠቅላይ ሚኒስትር መለስ ዜናዊ

በመሰረቱ የአንዲት ዶሮ መንገዱን ማቋረጥ የልማት
እንቅስቃሴያችን ላይ ተጽእኖ አለ ወይ ነው ጥያቄው
መሆን ያለበት :: የለም :: ስለዚህ መንገዱን ጨርቅ
ያድርግላት :: አራት ነጥብ ::

_________________
Nothing is impossible!!

[Zerish]

ወይ ጉድ ...የት ነው የነብርኩት እስከ ዛሬ ባካችሁ ..... thax all... I really enjoyed It.
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Just do your best!

[እህምም]

[sleepless girl]

Zerish ወይ ጉድ ገና ምኑ ተነካና አንተ ብቻ አትጥፋ እንጂ የሚጻፍ ሞልቷል :: ልክ ያ ቀልደኛ እንዳለው " ድምጽ ነበር ...ግጥም ጣፋ እንጂ ....."!!

ህምምምም ምስጋናውን ተቀብያለሁ አንቺ የጠፋ ሰው ...
_________________
Nothing is impossible!!

[sleepless girl]

[/b] DATING RITUALS



WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date : You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.



IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.


ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary : You find yourself a girlfriend.



JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.


CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized......nothing is going to happen.


INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.


BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.


MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.


THERE IS ONE MORE LEFT WITH BEING SAID. cAN U GUESS??????? አ ........ዎ WHAT ABOUT "ETHIOPAN WOMEN"???? እስኪ የምትሉት ካለ ..........( ግን አንጨካከን )
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Nothing is impossible!!

[sable]

ኦ ማይ ጋድ በሳቅ ነው የገደልሺኝ በናትሽ ይጨመርልን አትጥፊ
አድናቂሽ ሰብለ !

[Zerish]

sleepless_girl
ያበሻውን እኮ ካንቺ ለመስማት እየጠበቅን ነው ......ከዛ እኛም እንቀጥልበታለን ....................... የ mexico n irish
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Just do your best!

[sleepless girl]

Sable TNX እሺ :: አልጠፋም ..ይህው ተመልሼ መጣሁ !

Zerish እንዴ ??? ከናንተ ከወንዶች ( ከልምዳችሁ ) ይምጣ እንጂ እኛ ሴቶችማ በምን እናውቃለን ::

እስኪ ለማንኛውም እኔ የሚመስለኝን ልሞክር ::

Ethiopian women............... ቆይ እንዲያውም ለሁለት ልክፈለው ( urban and rural ..የከተማ ና የገጠር ብዬ )

Urban Ethiopian Women

First Date ጅንጀና .....ጅንጀና ......ስልክ ለመቀበል
Second date ኬክ ቤት ይዞ መሄድ
Tenth date አብሮ ማደር

Rural Ethiopian Women
First date ከሩቅ እሷን አይቶ መከታተል ....መግቢያ
መውጫዋን ማወቅ
Second date ከመንገድ ላይ መጥለፍ
Third date rape
_________________
Nothing is impossible!!

[Zerish]

[Tigist Mohamed]

GIRL U R FUNNNNYYYYYYY
THANKS FOR THAT
I SHOWED MY BOYFREND AND HE LOVES IT
BUT FIRST I HAVE TO EXPLANIN WHER OROMOS, WOLOYES ETC.... (HE IS FOROM TEXAS BUT HE STILL FIND IT FUNNY. AND U R VERY CLEAR SO IS EASY FOR HIM TO FALLOW)

THANKS AGAIN
KEEP IT UP SISTER

[sleepless girl]

Tigist tnnnnnnnnnx for z complement. Just hang in zere. I still have moooooooooooooooore.
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Nothing is impossible!!