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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear sleepless girl, it's really cool thing to see and thank you for that.
selam
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sleepless girl

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

የሮን እንደጻፈ(ች)ው:
Dear sleepless girl, it's really cool thing to see and thank you for that.
selam
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የሮን tnxxxxxxxx many times for the complement. I am just sharing what I know/have. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ይህንን ላላያችሁ ደግሞ ...........................

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/ygidey/Mcdonald.jpg

ሲያዩት ያምራል .......ግን ብዙ ሲበሉት ጉድ ይሰራል Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ሰላም ዋርካዎች ...............እስኪ ይችን አንብቧትማ ..>!!!

Two Cows

1. SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.


2. COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.


3. FASCISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk.


4. NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.


5. BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...


6. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.


7. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.


8. A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.


9 . A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.


10. A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.


11. AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.


12. A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.


15. AN ETHIOPIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You eat both.


16. AN ERITREAN CORPORATION.
You have two cows. Both are dead. Yet you tell the whole world you are milking twenty.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ዶሮዋ

ዶሮዋ መንገዱን አቋረጠች :: ለምን ?
የአገራችን መሪዎች ይህ ጥያቄ ቢቀርብላቸው እንዲህ
ይመልሳሉ ተብሎ ይታሰባል ::

አፄ ቴዎድሮስ

ይህች እብድ ዶሮ መሄድ የለመደች
ባታውቀው ነው እንጂ እራቴ ነበረች
ነይ ተመለሽ በሏት ርቃ ሳትሄድ
እራቴ ነበረች ይህች የዶሮ እብድ ::
Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

አፄ ዩሀንስ

ማቋረጡንስ ታቋርጥ ግን ይህች ዶሮ ተጠምቃለች
ማተቡዋንስ እንዳሰረች ነበር
Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

አፄ ምኒልክ

ስማኝ ያገር ሰው ከጥንት ሲወርድ ሲዋረድ የመጣውን
እምነት ማዛለፍ ነውና ለአገርህና ለማተብህ
የምትቆረቆር ሁሉ በምትወደው ታቦት ይዤሀለሁ
ዶሮዋን መልሳት :: ይህን ባታደርግ ግን ወላዲት
አምላክ ምስክሬ ትሁን አልምርህም ::
Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

አፄ ሀይለስላሴ

[b] የምንወድህና የምትወደን ህዝባችን ሆይ ዶሮዋን
መንገዱን ስታቋርጥ በቸልታ መመልከት የለብህም ::
በአንዲት ዶሮ ምክንያት ሀረርን : ንጉስን ዘርን
ማሰደብና ታሪክን ማበላሸት የለብንም ::
Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

ኮለኔል መንግስቱ /ማርያም

ጓዶች ተደፍረናል :: ተዋርደናል :: ዶሮዋ መንገዱን
አቋርጣለች :: ይህ ደግሞ አድሀሪያን አብዩቱን
ለመሸርሸርና አብዩታዊ ትግላችንን ለማደናቀፍ
የሸረቡት ሴራ ነው :: ዶሮዋ እስክትመለስና አንድ
ሰውና አንድ ጠመንጃ እስኪቀር ድረስ እንዋጋለን ::
Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

ጠቅላይ ሚኒስትር መለስ ዜናዊ

በመሰረቱ የአንዲት ዶሮ መንገዱን ማቋረጥ የልማት
እንቅስቃሴያችን ላይ ተጽእኖ አለ ወይ ነው ጥያቄው
መሆን ያለበት :: የለም :: ስለዚህ መንገዱን ጨርቅ
ያድርግላት :: አራት ነጥብ ::

Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ወይ ጉድ ...የት ነው የነብርኩት እስከ ዛሬ ባካችሁ ..... thax all... I really enjoyed It.
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እህምም

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
አፄ ዩሀንስ

ማቋረጡንስ ታቋርጥ ግን ይህች ዶሮ ተጠምቃለች

ማተቡዋንስ እንዳሰረች ነበር

አፄ ምኒልክ

ስማኝ ያገር ሰው ከጥንት ሲወርድ ሲዋረድ የመጣውን
እምነት ማዛለፍ ነውና ለአገርህና ለማተብህ
የምትቆረቆር ሁሉ በምትወደው ታቦት ይዤሀለሁ
ዶሮዋን መልሳት :: ይህን ባታደርግ ግን ወላዲት
አምላክ ምስክሬ ትሁን አልምርህም ::

ጠቅላይ ሚኒስትር መለስ ዜናዊ

በመሰረቱ የአንዲት ዶሮ መንገዱን ማቋረጥ የልማት
እንቅስቃሴያችን ላይ ተጽእኖ አለ ወይ ነው ጥያቄው
መሆን ያለበት :: የለም :: ስለዚህ መንገዱን ጨርቅ
ያድርግላት :: አራት ነጥብ ::


Laughing Laughing Laughing ,
በጣም ደስ ይላል ......thanx for sharing....

ሰላም
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zerish ወይ ጉድ ገና ምኑ ተነካና አንተ ብቻ አትጥፋ እንጂ የሚጻፍ ሞልቷል :: ልክ ቀልደኛ እንዳለው " ድምጽ ነበር ...ግጥም ጣፋ እንጂ ....."!! Wink

ህምምምም ምስጋናውን ተቀብያለሁ አንቺ የጠፋ ሰው ... Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[/b] DATING RITUALS



WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date : You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.



IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.


ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary : You find yourself a girlfriend.



JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.


CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized......nothing is going to happen.


INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.


BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.


MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.


THERE IS ONE MORE LEFT WITH BEING SAID. cAN U GUESS??????? ........ WHAT ABOUT "ETHIOPAN WOMEN"
???? እስኪ የምትሉት ካለ ..........( ግን አንጨካከን Wink )
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ማይ ጋድ በሳቅ ነው የገደልሺኝ Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing በናትሽ ይጨመርልን አትጥፊ
አድናቂሽ ሰብለ !
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sleepless_girl
ያበሻውን እኮ ካንቺ ለመስማት እየጠበቅን ነው ......ከዛ እኛም እንቀጥልበታለን ....................... mexico n irish Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sable TNX እሺ :: አልጠፋም ..ይህው ተመልሼ መጣሁ !Wink

Zerish እንዴ ??? ከናንተ ከወንዶች ( ከልምዳችሁ ) ይምጣ እንጂ እኛ ሴቶችማ በምን እናውቃለን :: Wink Wink

እስኪ ለማንኛውም እኔ የሚመስለኝን ልሞክር ::

Ethiopian women............... ቆይ እንዲያውም ለሁለት ልክፈለው ( urban and rural ..የከተማ የገጠር ብዬ )

Urban Ethiopian Women

First Date ጅንጀና .....ጅንጀና ......ስልክ ለመቀበል
Second date ኬክ ቤት ይዞ መሄድ
Tenth date አብሮ ማደር Shocked

Rural Ethiopian Women
First date ከሩቅ እሷን አይቶ መከታተል ....መግቢያ
መውጫዋን ማወቅ
Second date ከመንገድ ላይ መጥለፍ
Third date rape
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Zerish

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sleepless girl እንደጻፈ(ች)ው:
Sable TNX እሺ :: አልጠፋም ..ይህው ተመልሼ መጣሁ !Wink

Zerish እንዴ ??? ከናንተ ከወንዶች ( ከልምዳችሁ ) ይምጣ እንጂ እኛ ሴቶችማ በምን እናውቃለን :: Wink Wink

እስኪ ለማንኛውም እኔ የሚመስለኝን ልሞክር : ልክፈለው ( urban and rural ..የከተማ የገጠር ብዬ )

Urban Ethiopian Women

First Date ጅንጀና .....ጅንጀና ......ስልክ ለመቀበል
Second date ኬክ ቤት ይዞ መሄድ
Tenth date አብሮ ማደር Shocked

Rural Ethiopian Women
First date ከሩቅ እሷን አይቶ መከታተል ....መግቢያ
መውጫዋን ማወቅ
Second date ከመንገድ ላይ መጥለፍ
Third date rape


ኦኬ የብዙዎቹ አበሻ ሴቶች ልበል .....አንዳንዶችማ ያሜሪካን ውሀ ጠጥተው ተበላሽተዋል .... Confused Confused

first date ቅርብ ወደሆነው ያበሻ ሬስቶራንት ትወስዳታለህ ግን ምንም
second date ሌላ ውድ ወደሆኔ ሬስቶራንት ትወስዳታለህ ....ግን ምንም

third date ሰፈሯ ወዳለ ፓርክ ትወስዳትና እንደምታፈቅራት ትነግራታለህ .....እሷም አይ እኔ sisterly brotherly ነው የምፈለገው ትልሀላች ......አንዳንዴም ወድሜ ይቆጣል አለ ...

two years latter እውድሀለሁ አትልህም .....ነገር ግን ከንፈርህን ወደ ከንፈሯ ስታስጠጋ እንደድሮ አትሸሽም ..

fourth year ላይ ሽማግሌ ወደቤተሰቦቻ ትልካለህ .....እናም ከቀናህ ከሌላ 2 አመት ቦሀላ በትንሹ $25,000 የሚያወጣ ድል ያለ ድግስ ትደግስና በቃ ላይፍን ማጣጣም ነው : Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

ስለሌሎቹ አበሾች ደግሞ ለናንተ ትቼዋለሁ ........ካልሆንም እኔው እቀጥላለሁ ::

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Tigist Mohamed

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:54 am    Post subject: LOOOOOVE IT Reply with quote

GIRL U R FUNNNNYYYYYYY
THANKS FOR THAT
I SHOWED MY BOYFREND AND HE LOVES IT
BUT FIRST I HAVE TO EXPLANIN WHER OROMOS, WOLOYES ETC.... (HE IS FOROM TEXAS BUT HE STILL FIND IT FUNNY. AND U R VERY CLEAR SO IS EASY FOR HIM TO FALLOW)

THANKS AGAIN
KEEP IT UP SISTER
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tigist tnnnnnnnnnx for z complement. Just hang in zere. I still have moooooooooooooooore. Wink Wink
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